Snacks
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Category: food•Status: HIGH RISK•Page: 201
Anything you buy is not yours. It goes into the system. I don’t make the rules.
Keep a stash somewhere they don’t look. You’ll thank me.
Snacks, car snacks, snacks you didn’t know about.
Issued: 2022-11-09 • Last reviewed: 2024-08-30 • Edition 0.7
Notes compiled from repeated incidents. Not advice. Just… patterns.
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Anything you buy is not yours. It goes into the system. I don’t make the rules.
Keep a stash somewhere they don’t look. You’ll thank me.
Under every car seat there is a geological record of snacks.
Top layer: recent crisps. Middle: mystery cereal. Bottom: something that used to be a raisin.
The bag you always keep stocked will one day be empty at the worst possible time.
Future you will forget to refill it. Leave a note on the door, not on your conscience.
You ask what they want. They say they don’t mind. You order. They mind.
Pick two default orders and stick with them. The menu is not a group project.
You ordered your own. They said they didn’t want any. Now they want yours.
There is no such thing as shared fries. Order extra or go hungry.
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