Snacks, car snacks, snacks you didn’t know about.
Issued: 2022-11-09 • Last reviewed: 2024-08-30 • Edition 0.7
Notes compiled from repeated incidents. Not advice. Just… patterns.
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Why your snacks disappear and how to keep a dad stash
Anything you buy is not yours. It goes into the system. I don’t make the rules.
Keep a stash somewhere they don’t look. You’ll thank me.
The crumb layer under every car seat
Under every car seat there is a geological record of snacks.
Top layer: recent crisps. Middle: mystery cereal. Bottom: something that used to be a raisin.
When the emergency snack bag is empty at the worst time
The bag you always keep stocked will one day be empty at the worst possible time.
Future you will forget to refill it. Leave a note on the door, not on your conscience.
Drive-through negotiation breakdown — they change their mind
You ask what they want. They say they don’t mind. You order. They mind.
Pick two default orders and stick with them. The menu is not a group project.
Why there is no such thing as shared fries
You ordered your own. They said they didn’t want any. Now they want yours.
There is no such thing as shared fries. Order extra or go hungry.
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